I typically don't like visiting doctors. But I like you.
Because after eating 47 cough drops in three days, after suffering from an unfortunate allergic reaction to DayQuil that left me itchy itchy all over, and after spending two nights in complete coughing misery, I walked into your office looking like death itself. Minus makeup, minus sleep, and in my comfiest pajamas. Coughing. Coughing. Coughing.
You listened to my poor lungs and you listened to my poor husband. And they both did a very good job of telling you how very sick and pathetic I was.
And then you gave me the most magical cough syrup.
I typically don't like medicine. (Especially medicine that pretends to taste like cherries.) But I am in love with my magical cough syrup.
Because my magical syrup made all coughing disappear. In fact, it made everything disappear. Last night I slept in a state of pure happy nothing-ness for nine beautiful hours.
And today, I feel better. Thank you very much.
Sincerely,
Becki
HAHAHAHAHAHA! This is a contender for "cutest Becki post ever!"
ReplyDeleteThis is so well written and so so so funny! Dr. S gets to keep his job!
I like how you said some syrups pretend to taste like cherries because that is SO TRUE!
My favorite part is when you refer to both Timmy and your lungs at the same time! heeheehee
Thanks for making me smile my one and only Becki smile! xoxo
You are way to cute and darling to be allowed in the general public!! Its as if you are some sort of angel sent to us poor unhappy folk to some how encourage us towards happiness. You are the sweetest, greatest, most precious girl!!
ReplyDeleteWatching you sleep soundly last night was so wonderful.
i'm glad to hear you're feeling better!
ReplyDeleteand i'm w/ missy, this was really fun to read!
I was on the bus on my way to work and saw your ad. :)
ReplyDeleteNicole: YAYYYY!! :) :) :)
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